political satire
Bless Your Heart, Kimberly!
An embassy for a breakup gift, a $100,000 favor, and a 1978 honky-tonk song about both. Country music worked this story out before Nashville ever
Gene Scott
10/20/2026
Trump
Caged
Caged: The Saddest Man Alive Has everything. Enjoys nothing. Photo: Tierney L. Cross / The New York Times I wrote a song about him and
Michael E Scott
04/18/2026
alt-conservative
Burger King
Will the Fat Lady Sing? Slid into town with a Bible and grin Sold us hope in a four-year spin Said he’d fix what the
Gene Scott
12/11/2025
alt-conservative
Boss of the Bunker
A demented soul lost in an echo chamber … Boss of the Bunker is a protest song about what happens when people trade thought for
Gene Scott
12/06/2025
alt-conservative
Commander-in-Sleep
The Foolish Drooler Declares Your Grocery Bill a Hoax … We keep electing grandpas who should be fishing or golfing, their caddies dropping balls next
Gene Scott
12/04/2025
alt-conservative
Shill-Billy
Outlaw Country for Folks Who Don’t Kiss the Ring Happy Thanksgiving! We are blessed beyond belief. America. If you’ve travelled, you know. After a month in
Gene Scott
11/27/2025
alt-conservative
Snowflakes Left and Right
Wussies on both sides of the political spectrum actually fuel the culture wars … Michael “Gene” Scott Oct 31, 2025 🎸 “Snowflakes Left and Right” — A
Gene Scott
10/31/2025
Anti-Christ
Submissive Stephen
Bravest He Gets is a Tweet in His Bed “Submissive Stephen” starts with a man at 2:00 a.m.—all-caps fury, fingers flying like bayonets, a digital
Gene Scott
09/30/2025
alt-conservative
Barbie, Superman, and the Snowflake Apocalypse
Barbie, Superman, and the Snowflake Apocalypse When grown men with law degrees are lighting dolls on fire for YouTube views, something’s broken in America. The
Gene Scott
07/16/2025
alt-conservative
The Platinum Guillotine Collar: Fashion for the Final Days
In an age where private jets leave longer contrails than government accountability, and bunkers are booked out faster than therapy sessions, a singular fear unites
Gene Scott
06/30/2025
